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Free Resume Analyzer - Let a Robot Help your Job Search!

 
Found on Mashable! this morning: RezScore is a free web app that reads, analyzes and grades résumés. Seems like a potentially useful tool for the job seeker! They have set up some algorighms that will read your resume and provide feedback on things like brevity, key words, etc. You then get a "grade" of A-F...So it may or may not make you feel good, but if your resume is really bad (see preceding post!) maybe it will help you identify what areas you need to work on. I wasn't brave enough to put mine in there in case it gets an F...if you try it, LMK how it works for you!

tracy c

No Sloppy Resumes Allowed: Do it right or don't do it at all!

 

I just got a resume mailed to me. That’s so retro, and honestly, rarer than you might think. As I’m a not a techno elitist, I looked at it. So, the strategy worked, to a point; it did get me to look.

Unfortunately, the person printed it on some very strange paper…it looked sort of like green clouds. Someone I showed it to asked me if it was stained. Very distracting and unappealing. And they included a cover letter, which I can generally take or leave, but the letter was generic, on a totally different color and kind of paper than the resume. The kicker was that the name of the company was handwritten in (not kidding) and the person forgot to sign it.

Really?

Then I decided what the hell, let’s see what role they want. The role this person specified in their cover letter as applying for is very similar to stuff we have available, but this individual got the title wrong. Or more likely, this was the title another company used and they didn’t want to waste paper by redoing the cover letter. Strange.

As if this wasn’t enough, this person included letters of recommendation and a few random complimentary emails to round out the package. Dating from…1991. Can I just say, waaaaaay too much information.

I’ve lightened up over the years about typos and grammatical errors in resumes and cover letters; there is a diverse workforce out there and we need to cut people some slack sometimes (not often). But there isn’t an acceptable excuse for laziness, sloppiness, or poor judgment. If you want a job, act like you really want it and do it right: if you want to set yourself apart from the crowd, do it in a good way!

Lessons learned from this person’s unfortunate effort:

1. If you are going to write a generic cover letter, just keep the whole thing generic! It doesn’t impress me that you hand wrote the name of my company in! Ridiculous. It’s better to actually create a short and sweet custom cover letter if you have the wherewithal to do so. And if you can’t be bothered, then, don’t bother.
2. If you want to set yourself apart in some way to get your resume read…don’t send it in on weird paper. I’ve had people send in posters, I’ve seen signs on cars, I’ve had people send strange gifts, I've received handwritten notes on used/recycled cards (oh yeah), etc. But, most people don’t hire the gimmicky job seekers, because they seem…weird. Your gimmick has to be really brilliant to work. And, most of us aren’t brilliant (sorry, that means you, too). Using networking to get your foot in the door is still the best way. Failing that, your presentation, whether virtual or physical, has to be virtually flawless. Have a friend or three review for you.  Preferably, friends who are gainfully employed and have some sense.
3. Don’t include written references from 20 years ago. It’s fine to have some of this kind of stuff in a brag book you can bring to your interview. Or, if you’ve created an online resume, you can include these items somewhere on there. But for your average intro to a company, it’s simply too much information. And it dates you.

I wish my unfortunate resume submitter and others seeking new jobs the best of luck. But remember, it’s not all about luck: you WILL improve your chances of getting the job you want or need by putting your best foot forward, using common sense, and staying away from freaky paper and ancient references.

tracy c

Recording Coworkers to Bust Them: Bad Idea

 

Image courtesy Joe Howell, Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/joehowell/2314400543/

Latest Quora question I decided to answer revolved around something along the lines of "I want to rat out a fellow employee who is talking trash about our CEO, can I record this person?"

Tempting as it may be, I would never recommend recording someone without their explicit permission. It's generally considered unethical. And sometimes illegal. Unless you are the CIA. I always think the best solution is to first try speaking directly to the offender, regardless of what the issue is, to let them know their rants make you uncomfortable.  That usually takes care of the problem. Most people don't want to be boors, even if they are "that guy".

Failing that, if a situation really is untenable and you're not just being a whiner, you should enlist the help of your HR person or manager, as they may be able to help you address the matter effectively without making it seem like you are tattling. This approach holds true for almost all issues you will encounter in the workplace.

What kinds of issues make you wish you could illegally record someone to bust them?

tracy c

P.S. The Quora post is here: http://b.qr.ae/qId4YT

6 Word Memoir: Worthwhile or Cheap Trick?

 
Ah, the power of a 6 word headline!

Mercer is doing a contest in conjunction with the sixwordmemoirs.com people: Devise a pithy phrase about your thoughts about work in -- you got it -- six words.

As if limiting ourselves to 140 characters wasn’t enough, we are now down to 6 freaking words. This sort of thing is very difficult for those of us who are not Hemingway-ish in our approach to speech.

However, I admit the challenge is sort of fun. Not being much of a joiner, I probably won’t bother to actually submit any, however. They make you register and that’s just one too many steps for me. I don’t have time for that. I do apparently have time to go off about it.

It is entertaining to read some of the more pathetic entries: “By teaching, I touch the future”, “People smile when I find them”, “Living my dream through HR impact”.  Really? Excuse me while I barf. Some are pretty good though: “I get paid to have opinions”, “To serve my hell on earth.”

http://www.smithmag.net/work/memoirs.php?q=dream

Not sure it's even worth the time it takes to think about it, but it's hard not to once it's in your head. What would your 6 word description of work be?

tracy

Just Break up Already!

 
Photo courtesy elizamaeve on flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/elizamaeve/1111256825/

I can’t help it. I always compare work relationships to personal ones. It’s hard not to, especially considering we spend more of our waking hours with people we work with than people we love. Depressing, I know. Unless you find the people you work with exceptionally engaging or attractive.

Anyway. What do you do when you want a work divorce, but everyone (employee and manager) wants to hedge their bets, be friends, and live together for a while before making the break official?

IMHO, this approach is chickenshit. Break up already, whether you are the employee who decided to leave or the manager who decided to move the person on. Dragging out a relationship that is done is just crappy for everyone. And, at least at work, there are no kids to worry about! Employees will manage.

Why do managers and employees feel a need to drag the work divorce out? Employees do it for a couple of reasons:

1. They think they are so valuable, the company can’t live without them (hate to tell you this, but almost everyone is replaceable);
2. They don’t want to burn a bridge, so they stick around like a hospice patient until the company replaces them;
3. They don’t have a better deal, but have been imagining something better is out there, so they are half assedly working while half assedly looking (really what employers want in an employee - not!).

And managers have their own reasons:

1. They think the employee is so valuable, the company can’t live without them (see #1 above);
2. They are too freaking lazy to find a replacement. It sucks finding and retraining someone. I get that. Look at this as an opportunity to trade up!
3. They think it will make them look bad if their employee leaves, especially if it’s someone respected. It might, for a minute. Whatever. Trade up, like I said!

Yeah, breaking up is hard to do. Everyone knows it. But of joining the lonely hearts club and obsessing, look around. There are more opportunities than you think there are. It’s uncomfortable to take a risk, but that is what moves relationships, careers, and companies forward.

tracy

Bad Behavior = Bad Karma in Interviews

 
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Unemployment in the Bay Area has dropped in every single county recently, reflecting a positve and welcome trend across the US.  I acknowledge that lots of people out there are still looking for work, but if you are in the technology industry, it’s turning into an employee’s market in the Bay Area (see SF Gate article S.F. Tech Jobs Climb Near Level of Dot-com Peak. There is a mini tech boom going on, and unfortunately, some take this as a free pass to act like selfish spoiled children.

I see it happening real time. Candidates are declining offers, because they have multiple choices.  I know that is their prerogative, but they also unfortunately fail to show up for interviews. I mean really…who does that?!  I see many requests for unreasonably high salaries, maybe in attempt to make up for the past few years of salary freezes, or maybe because they know Google is overpaying to get talent. Mid and even junior level employees are asking for signing bonuses -- not that they’re necessarily getting them, but they are asking.  1999? Hardly. This is technology in the Bay Area today.

I just have one bit of advice for those with in-demand skillsets: it doesn’t matter how popular you are.  Don’t act like an ass or it will come back to bite you, eventually.  Yes, I believe in karma when I feel like it. More pertinently, I believe in the power of a really small community, where everyone talks to everyone, much more so than in the old days of 5 years ago. With the advent of social media, it’s much, much easier for managers and HR to get in touch with former coworkers and acquaintances, and guess what…we do.

If you are lucky enough to have a skill in high demand in this mini boom, be respectful of the companies you are talking to:

1. Be professional: Don’t do stupid stuff like fail to show up for an interview.
2. Be honest: Don’t interview just to try to get a counter from your own company. Obnoxious.
3. Be transparent: Tell companies you are talking with what you are considering and give each company a fair chance to weigh the relative merits of your skills against their internal equity and their budgets.
4. Negotiate fairly: This is definitely your time to negotiate, so be realistic, reasonable, fair and make sure your requests are within the parameters of the market, not over it. (How do you know?  I guess that’s another post!).

Enjoy this employee market while you can. Make sure not to burn bridges; act professionally and you’ll be treated that way throughout your career. And…Good luck with that job search.

tracy c

$%^&! Behavioral Interviews

 
 Photo from flickr by ofelaine http://www.flickr.com/photos/ofelaine/315671449/

As a manager or a person on an interview team, you know you’re supposed to ask behavioral questions. Maybe you know what in the hell that means, and maybe you don’t. And as a candidate…how should you handle these kinds of questions when you get them?

A behavioral question - or series of them, comprising an interview - differs from a non-behavioral interview thus:

• "Did your last manager frustrate you?" is not behavioral because it's basically a yes/no question.  Compare this to: "Tell me about a time when your manager made a decision that frustrated you. What happened?" This is behavioral, because it's asking the candidate to describe a specific example, not some vague, general item or a yes/no question.
• Similarly, "chatty" kinds of discussions in an interview that don't require the candidate to provide examples of behavior don't fall into the "behavioral interview" bucket. Some of these questions are necessary, such as “How many people did you manage?"  Some are better as behavioral questions: “Tell me about a time when one of your direct reports wasn't performing. How did you address it?”

As a manager, the more behavioral questions you can ask in an interview, the better. Why? Because you'll simply get better stories, examples, insights and information out of your candidates by doing so. I’ve had an amazing number of candidates do well on basic questions and really fall down when I asked behavioral questions…because they’re harder to answer. They’re harder to answer because they require the candidate to come up with a specific example, and, as we have learned from Barry Bonds, most people are crappy liars.

As a candidate, the more opportunities you have to tell your story the way you want it told, the better. Sure, it’s easier to answer monosyllabically. But that doesn’t give you a chance to paint a beautiful picture of your performance to impress potential hiring managers, enticing them into offering you top dollar for a job. Come prepared with several “stories” you can use to your advantage with various questions. Thinking through this is almost as important as your resume…that gets you in the door, and the interview is what gets you the job. Be ready.

tracy c

Maybe You're Just Lazy

 
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 Today's Quora question (yes, people really ask this stuff, grammatical errors and all): "How do I motivate myself to do something that is hard to become good at?" Maybe you should quit screwing around on Quora and get a clue that you're lazy!  Or, maybe there's a way around the hard stuff. But... probably not. But, if you figure out a way around the hard stuff, please share. Regardless of my rather negative inclinations, I responded thus:

Hard to answer this question without additional context. At a glance, I'd say you may want to consider the following:

1.  Determine whether you need to master this responsibility (or not) in order to be successful and/or satisfied in your career/job.

2. Ask yourself if you're really interested in whatever it is you aren't good at that you think you need to do. Because if it's something you love, you would probably be a bit more excited about learning.

3. Decide if you're just being lazy. If you are, drink some coffee and put your head down; short term pain, long term gain.

4. Consider the possibility that whatever it is is beyond your ability. Sorry, sometimes this is the case. If so, do something else.

5. Figure out if there's a way around it, because if you have to ask this question...I think you know the answer.

There is no magic elixir for motivation. If your paycheck and the other various rewards that come along with your job aren't sufficient...maybe it's time for a new job.  Just sayin'

tracy